tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-51770649366836654202012-02-16T17:58:20.976+01:00Vici in Šale. Vici o blondinkah.hiperprostor.nethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09507765411977810284noreply@blogger.comBlogger41100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5177064936683665420.post-27096371251653220072010-01-28T20:48:00.002+01:002010-01-28T20:48:44.256+01:00<span style="font-family: Times New Roman; font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">Letalo je na poti v Melbourne, ko neka blondinka iz 'Tourist class' preide v<br />'First class'! Pri tem jo opazuje stevardesa in od nje zahteva ticket. Ko ga<br />pregleda ji rece, da je placala za 'Tourist' in naj se vrne nazaj na<br />dodeljen sedez.<br /><br />Blondinka ji odgovori: "Jst sm blond, jst sm lepa, jst letim v Melbourne in<br />bom tuki sedela!"<br /><br />Stevardesa se obrne in gre k pilotoma in jima pove: "Ena neumna blondinka<br />serje v 'First class', spada pa v 'Tourist' in noce spizdit nazaj!"<br /><br />Ko-pilot gre k blondinki in ji poizkusi dopovedati, da naj gre nazaj v<br />'Tourist class', nakar mu blondinka odgovori: "Jst sm blond, jst sm lepa,<br />jst letim v Melbourne in bom tuki sedela!"<br /><br />Ves rdec od jeze pove ko-pilot kapitanu letala, da nima smisla s tisto<br />blondinko karkoli urejevati in da je najbolje prijaviti jo policiji, ko<br />pristanejo v Melbournu!<br /><br />Kapitan letala mu pomirjujoce odgovori: "Ona je blond in zadevo z njo bom<br />uredil jaz! Sem namrec z eno blondinko porocen in govorim 'blond'."<br /><br />In gre k blondinki v 'First class' in ji prisepne nekaj besed v uho!<br /><br />Blondinka zardi in odvrne: "Oh, oprostite, tega nisem vedela!" in gre na<br />svoj sedez v 'Tourist class'.<br /><br />Stevardesa in drugi pilot sta bila ob sapo, ko sta videla, kaj se je zgodilo<br />in vprasata kapitana, kaj ji je prisepnil na uho. Ta pojasni: "Povedal sem<br />ji da 'First class' ne leti v Melbourne!"<o:p></o:p></span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><a href="http://hiperprostor.net/vici/vici.html" target="_blank">VICI</a><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5177064936683665420-2709637125165322007?l=vici-o-blondinkah.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>hiperprostor.nethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09507765411977810284noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5177064936683665420.post-46248813314950146302010-01-25T22:28:00.002+01:002010-01-25T22:28:11.200+01:00Kako blonda ubije ribo?<br /><br />Utopi jo.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><a href="http://hiperprostor.net/vici/vici.html" target="_blank">VICI</a><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5177064936683665420-4624881331495014630?l=vici-o-blondinkah.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>hiperprostor.nethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09507765411977810284noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5177064936683665420.post-32422514451847095752010-01-25T22:27:00.000+01:002010-01-25T22:27:26.660+01:00Zakaj morski pes ne more pod vodo ko poje blodinko?<br /><br />Zato ker ima blodinka v glavi zrak.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><a href="http://hiperprostor.net/vici/vici.html" target="_blank">VICI</a><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5177064936683665420-3242251445184709575?l=vici-o-blondinkah.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>hiperprostor.nethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09507765411977810284noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5177064936683665420.post-87054023583847568132010-01-25T00:07:00.002+01:002010-01-25T00:07:28.529+01:00<i>Kaj je, če blondinko ustreliš v glavo?&nbsp;</i><br /><br /><br /><i>Strel v prazno!</i><div class="blogger-post-footer"><a href="http://hiperprostor.net/vici/vici.html" target="_blank">VICI</a><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5177064936683665420-8705402358384756813?l=vici-o-blondinkah.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>hiperprostor.nethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09507765411977810284noreply@blogger.com0