tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-51770649366836654202024-03-13T04:34:53.170+01:00Vici o blondinkahVici in Šale. Vici o blondinkah.hiperprostor.nethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09507765411977810284noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5177064936683665420.post-27096371251653220072010-01-28T20:48:00.002+01:002010-01-28T20:48:44.256+01:00BLONDINKA NA LETALU<span style="font-family: Times New Roman; font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">Letalo je na poti v Melbourne, ko neka blondinka iz 'Tourist class' preide v<br />
'First class'! Pri tem jo opazuje stevardesa in od nje zahteva ticket. Ko ga<br />
pregleda ji rece, da je placala za 'Tourist' in naj se vrne nazaj na<br />
dodeljen sedez.<br />
<br />
Blondinka ji odgovori: "Jst sm blond, jst sm lepa, jst letim v Melbourne in<br />
bom tuki sedela!"<br />
<br />
Stevardesa se obrne in gre k pilotoma in jima pove: "Ena neumna blondinka<br />
serje v 'First class', spada pa v 'Tourist' in noce spizdit nazaj!"<br />
<br />
Ko-pilot gre k blondinki in ji poizkusi dopovedati, da naj gre nazaj v<br />
'Tourist class', nakar mu blondinka odgovori: "Jst sm blond, jst sm lepa,<br />
jst letim v Melbourne in bom tuki sedela!"<br />
<br />
Ves rdec od jeze pove ko-pilot kapitanu letala, da nima smisla s tisto<br />
blondinko karkoli urejevati in da je najbolje prijaviti jo policiji, ko<br />
pristanejo v Melbournu!<br />
<br />
Kapitan letala mu pomirjujoce odgovori: "Ona je blond in zadevo z njo bom<br />
uredil jaz! Sem namrec z eno blondinko porocen in govorim 'blond'."<br />
<br />
In gre k blondinki v 'First class' in ji prisepne nekaj besed v uho!<br />
<br />
Blondinka zardi in odvrne: "Oh, oprostite, tega nisem vedela!" in gre na<br />
svoj sedez v 'Tourist class'.<br />
<br />
Stevardesa in drugi pilot sta bila ob sapo, ko sta videla, kaj se je zgodilo<br />
in vprasata kapitana, kaj ji je prisepnil na uho. Ta pojasni: "Povedal sem<br />
ji da 'First class' ne leti v Melbourne!"<o:p></o:p></span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><a href="http://hiperprostor.net/vici/vici.html" target="_blank">VICI</a></div>hiperprostor.nethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09507765411977810284noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5177064936683665420.post-46248813314950146302010-01-25T22:28:00.002+01:002010-01-25T22:28:11.200+01:00Kako blonda ubije ribo?Kako blonda ubije ribo?<br />
<br />
Utopi jo.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><a href="http://hiperprostor.net/vici/vici.html" target="_blank">VICI</a></div>hiperprostor.nethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09507765411977810284noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5177064936683665420.post-32422514451847095752010-01-25T22:27:00.000+01:002010-01-25T22:27:26.660+01:00Zakaj morski pes nemore pod vodo ko poje blodinko?Zakaj morski pes ne more pod vodo ko poje blodinko?<br />
<br />
Zato ker ima blodinka v glavi zrak.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><a href="http://hiperprostor.net/vici/vici.html" target="_blank">VICI</a></div>hiperprostor.nethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09507765411977810284noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5177064936683665420.post-87054023583847568132010-01-25T00:07:00.002+01:002010-01-25T00:07:28.529+01:00Kaj je, če blondinko ustreliš v glavo?<i>Kaj je, če blondinko ustreliš v glavo? </i><br />
<br />
<br />
<i>Strel v prazno!</i><div class="blogger-post-footer"><a href="http://hiperprostor.net/vici/vici.html" target="_blank">VICI</a></div>hiperprostor.nethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09507765411977810284noreply@blogger.com0